Does this mean I won?!

Does this mean I won?!

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McVities Chocolate Biscuit cake or Why it’s good to be the [almost] king.

McVities Chocolate Biscuit cake or Why it’s good to be the [almost] king.

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What do you think of my new Android avatar? Make your own with the great Androidify app!

What do you think of my new Android avatar? Make your own with the great Androidify app!

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I hear, ‘A true friend is someone who accepts me as I am.’ This is dangerous garbage to believe. A true friend is someone who accepts you as you are? The kid who works the drive-thru at your local fast-food restaurant accepts you as you are — because he doesn’t care anything about you. A true friend holds you to a higher standard — he or she expects you to do what you said you were going to do, when you said you were going to do it. A true friend makes you better by his or her presence.

Andy Andrews, Mastering the Seven Decisions That Determine Personal Success (via lydiaisamom)

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He Is Risen Indeed!

He Is RisenWorthy is the, Lamb who was slain
Holy, Holy, is He
Sing a new song, to him who sits on
Heaven’s mercy seat

Holy, Holy, Holy
Is the Lord God Almighty
Who was, and is, and is to come
With all creation I sing
Praise to the King of Kings
You are my everything
And I will adore You

Wishing you all the blessings of Resurrection Day!

“Revelation Song” by Kari Jobe. Lyrics

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The Breastplate of Saint Patrick

I arise today
Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity,
Through the belief in the threeness,
Through confession of the oneness
Of the Creator of Creation.

I arise today
Through the strength of Christ’s birth with his baptism,
Through the strength of his crucifixion with his burial,
Through the strength of his resurrection with his ascension,
Through the strength of his descent for the judgment of Doom.

I arise today
Through the strength of the love of Cherubim,
In obedience of angels,
In the service of archangels,
In hope of resurrection to meet with reward,
In prayers of patriarchs,
In predictions of prophets,
In preaching of apostles,
In faith of confessors,
In innocence of holy virgins,
In deeds of righteous men.

I arise today
Through the strength of heaven:
Light of sun,
Radiance of moon,
Splendor of fire,
Speed of lightning,
Swiftness of wind,
Depth of sea,
Stability of earth,
Firmness of rock.

I arise today
Through God’s strength to pilot me:
God’s might to uphold me,
God’s wisdom to guide me,
God’s eye to look before me,
God’s ear to hear me,
God’s word to speak for me,
God’s hand to guard me,
God’s way to lie before me,
God’s shield to protect me,
God’s host to save me
From snares of devils,
From temptations of vices,
From everyone who shall wish me ill,
Afar and anear,
Alone and in multitude.

I summon today all these powers between me and those evils,
Against every cruel merciless power that may oppose my body and soul,
Against incantations of false prophets,
Against black laws of pagandom
Against false laws of heretics,
Against craft of idolatry,
Against spells of witches and smiths and wizards,
Against every knowledge that corrupts man’s body and soul.

Christ to shield me today
Against poison, against burning,
Against drowning, against wounding,
So that there may come to me abundance of reward.

Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me,
Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me,
Christ on my right, Christ on my left,
Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down, Christ when I arise,
Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me,
Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me,
Christ in every eye that sees me,
Christ in every ear that hears me.

I arise today
Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity,
Through belief in the threeness,
Through confession of the oneness,
Of the Creator of Creation.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! And thanks to Wikipedia for saving me a lot of typing!

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“The Simple Joy of Being Smart”

McDonald's

What do Mensa and McDonald’s have in common? Apparently smart people are integral to both.

According to the latest drivel for McDonald’s - their $1 breakfast menu, to be precise - enjoying a cheap breakfast makes you smart enough to handle “difficult” relationship issues and to do so through deception. Nice. And, of course, the man comes out especially needing to be reminded of how choosing McDonald’s make him smart, because (as we are so often told on TV) men are stupid.

Dear McDonald’s advertising people: a true, simple joy of being smart is seeing the lighted sack of manure you’re putting on our steps. Well, not a joy.

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Updated Messiah and What We Should Do About It

In an effort to make Handel’s Messiah more accessible to a younger audience, Grant Woolard recorded this auto-tuned version of the seventh chorus: “And He shall purify the sons of Levi”. 

I can appreciate his attempt to “freshen up” Messiah - and I do find some humor in this video - but I am disappointed at the overall message.

This is a great chorus that speaks to God’s promise to make us acceptable and capable of having a relationship with him; Mr. Woolard couldn’t care less, so he cleans his ear and plays paddle ball and does a number of other things.

The important take-away here, in my opinion, is not so much what he was thinking when he created this video. I believe the important objective is to ask ourselves, “Is there any of this attitude in my relationship with my Redeemer?” May it never be! As the song previous to this one asks, “Who may abide the day of His coming?…For He is like a refiner’s fire.”

Thanks to Michael Hyatt for posting this video.

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This is sort of long (about 28 minutes), but very funny and prescient. 

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Why the Force is strong with this one

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